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A few important lessons I’ve learned in the past year …
I had a personal encounter with Jesus that dramatically altered my life. He completely changed me from the inside out.
A line becomes a circle from a farther perspective.
Nothing is more dangerous than a family member whose texts aren’t returned.
Cats are jerks in every country.
Sledding down a hill on a table can end very badly.
If you’re really lucky, one day you’ll find yourself smitten. It’s a beautiful thing.
Sit at a piano long enough, and you’ll end up playing Disney songs for an enthusiastic audience.
Hugs are a universal language of love.
When in doubt, always go with ice cream.
Dancing cures everything.
Slasher movies would be much more believable if the first person to get stabbed was always the guy who won’t shut up about CrossFit.
Sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them.
There’s no law that says you can’t use a tiny pancake as an eye patch.
You really can build a house out of straw.
You’ll never know what you don’t know unless you jump.
No story worth repeating ever began with, “This one time when I was eating a salad … ”
GPS will occasionally fail. Learn to read a map.
Never pet a burning pig.
Thirty minutes goes by a whole lot faster than half-an-hour.
Life is tragically short. Don’t waste a minute of it.
